Sabtu, 03 Maret 2012
Jumat, 02 Maret 2012
Miss Green And Her Cupboard
Miss green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she
said, ‘I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very
small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m going to put in a bigger room.’
But the cupboard was very heavy, and miss green was not very strong. She
went to two of her neighbours and said, ‘please carry the cupboard for
me.’ Then she went and made some tea for them.
The two man carried the heavy cupboard of out of miss green’s bedroom and came to the stairs. One of them was in pushed and pulled for a long time, and the they put the cupboard down.
‘well,’ one of man said to the other, ‘we’re never going t o get this cupboard upstairs.’
‘upstairs?’ the other main said. Aren’t we taking it down stairs?’
The two man carried the heavy cupboard of out of miss green’s bedroom and came to the stairs. One of them was in pushed and pulled for a long time, and the they put the cupboard down.
‘well,’ one of man said to the other, ‘we’re never going t o get this cupboard upstairs.’
‘upstairs?’ the other main said. Aren’t we taking it down stairs?’
2 Boys Lazy
Mrs jones did not have husband, but she had two
sons. They were big, strongboys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays
theydid not go to school, and their mother always said, ‘please the
grass in the gardenthis afternoon, boys’ The boys did not like it, but
they always did it.
Then somebody gave one of the boys a magazine, and
he saw a pictureof a beautiful lawn-mower in it. There wasa seat on it,
and there was a woman on the seat.
The boys took the picture to his mother and brother
and said to them ‘look,that woman’s sitting on the lawn-mower and
driving it and cutting the grass. We want one of the those’
‘One of this lawn-mowers?’his mother asked
‘No’ the boy said. ‘we want one of those woman. Then she can cut the grass every wek.’
Ono dan Daweh
Suatu hari ada seorang anak disuruh ibunya untuk membeli gula 1 kg.
Ibu : Ono, tolong belikan ibu gula satu kilo!
Ibu : Ono, tolong belikan ibu gula satu kilo!
Ono : Iya bu!!
Dan si Ono pun pergi ke toko didekat rumah mereka. Kebetulan yang punya toko itu Daweh yang agak tuli, sehingga untuk berbicara harus agak keras.
Ono : DAWEH, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!
Dan si Ono pun pergi ke toko didekat rumah mereka. Kebetulan yang punya toko itu Daweh yang agak tuli, sehingga untuk berbicara harus agak keras.
Ono : DAWEH, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!
Daweh tidak menjawab, lalu Ono pun teriak lebih keras lagi.
Ono : DAWEH, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!!
Tetapi si Daweh pun masih tidak menjawab. lalu Ono pun kembali berteriak dengan suara yang paling keras.
Ono : DAWEH.. BELI GULA 1 KILLOOOO!!!!!!!!
Daweh : ( Dengan sikap yang agak marah, ia menjawab) KAMU INI NGAPAIN TERIAK TERIAK??? KAMU KIRA DAWEH TULI??? MAU BELI BERAS BERAPA KILO???
Ono: ??????.....
Ono : DAWEH, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!!
Tetapi si Daweh pun masih tidak menjawab. lalu Ono pun kembali berteriak dengan suara yang paling keras.
Ono : DAWEH.. BELI GULA 1 KILLOOOO!!!!!!!!
Daweh : ( Dengan sikap yang agak marah, ia menjawab) KAMU INI NGAPAIN TERIAK TERIAK??? KAMU KIRA DAWEH TULI??? MAU BELI BERAS BERAPA KILO???
Ono: ??????.....
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